I like this, so I’m considering it atonement for yesterday.
Day Eleven
T&A: A Television Epidemic
“Okey, cut.
Thet’s a gud wun, but ya know what I want? I want us to if we cud get sum mor of Sharon’s tits in the nex shot right now.”
“Yea all rite, thet wirks okey. Couldja jest twist a littl mor twirds th kemra heer over by me, babe? Thet’s rite. Jus a littl more, okey? Perfik.”
“Okey, now, rite now, win you scream fur the hero heer to cum n get you you jest stick yer ass awt twirds me, jest like thet n skweez yer arms t yer sides, jest like thet, you no this’s fer th gud uv yer kuhreer.”
“Yea, Sharon, yer doin gud babe jest keep t up whal I zoom in heer jest a littl. Yea, this’ll be reel drematic fer th people this heer.”
“Okey, now, here’s yer big momint – th one I promisd you, remimbir? Our he-ro here is a smite distractd n you punch th ninja fella heer on yer rite. Nono, yoos yer lef erm sos I kin hev a shot uv yer tits ther. Thet’s rite thet’s rite.”