I have company. And so I apologize for the complete lack of thought here.
Day Ten
Personify a Hangnail
Hey, what happened? O, wait. It must have been that zipper – the thing always catches and she rips something. I might as well enjoy myself for a bit – she doesn’t have a file with her, does she? She kept planning to bring one the last time this happened, but I guess she didn’t after all. Lucky me. Ooh, if I reach a little I can grab that lady’s jacket. Yeah, that’s right – weren’t expecting a hangnail with attitude, were you now? Ah, wait, I’m sure we can work something out – think of the damage you’ll do if you rip a nail off – think of something, at least – no!