Day twenty-two
Baby coupons“Which one do you want?”
“Well, we can get this one at K-Mart, and O, wait, half price!”
“Those are only for the browneyed ones, though, remember? Here, take this stack – look for a good blueeyed one instead.”
(Shuffling noises, punctuated with grunts)
“Ah, here we go! Buy one, get one free, just down the street at Target!”
“Looks good to me, but I thought we were only getting one.”
“You’re right. Hm. Why don’t we ask the Jacobsons next door if they wanted a new kid? Maybe we can split the thing.”