When I walked into the classroom, everyone looked at me oddly, and I looked, surprised, back at them.
"You've got a huge tusk growing out of the left side of your mouth," one kid said.
"Uhh fuh huhh ahh ooh uuhooh," I responded wittily.
Which goes to prove that tusks do, indeed, interfere with speech.
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OK Computer was Radiohead's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Think about it.
Granted, Thom Yorke hasn't gone and died yet. Or so we think.
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The word of the day is Entrophy. Does it make the world go 'round? I'm not quite sure, but it's kept me spinning these past hours.
The song of the day is Everything in Its Right Place. Is it really? I doubt it, but it's moreso now than it has been for, O, a week.
The emotion of the day is complacency, sunshine, and lollipops.
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The play of the day is Euripedes' "Medea." Read it. You'll only need half an hour. And it's worth a dozen times that time, I swear.

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Weathered and wellworn
Motionless the pebble sits
Gravestone to the ant